Classy Girls Don't Kiss In Bars, You Fool :)

 

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

fuckyeahlaughters:

idbha:
So this is the status of a hot 20 year old jock that I know.


Had to reblog this shit twice.  Parenting done right…all I gotta say.

fuckyeahlaughters:

idbha:

So this is the status of a hot 20 year old jock that I know.

Had to reblog this shit twice. Parenting done right…all I gotta say.

Hello, everyone in Shiroiwa Junior High, Class 3-B! You are the lucky class chosen for this year’s battle. Congratulations! Now, I’m going to explain the rules for you. Listen well to fight right and with gusto!

(Source: benjens)

mycroftly:

when guardians of the galaxy finished and the credits started, a few people got up and started leaving and i said to my dad “this process is what i like to call ‘weeding out the weak’” and the woman in front of me heard me and laughed so hard she choked on her drink

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan)

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone